guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
4 words: hood of his car
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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