Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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