I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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