You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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