You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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