Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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