she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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