nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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