i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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