its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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