no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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