considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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