My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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