Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
