I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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