My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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