His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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