OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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