Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize