Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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