More tranny stories later!
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I forgot how hot balto sounded
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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