We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Boobs speak an international language.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me