dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Even my vagina gasped.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't deserve a penis
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?