let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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