she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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