were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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