How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize