I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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