How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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