Where are you?
In a non slutty way
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad