I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?