i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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