I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He uses pillows to masturbate.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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