I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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