So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
