You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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