your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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