Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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