i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I have aggressive nipples.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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