it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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