In America we eat man semen.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
There's always time for handjobs
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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