help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
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I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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