my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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