I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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