I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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