i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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