let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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