I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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