i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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