grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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