we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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