Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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