I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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