He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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