We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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