i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!