I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.