i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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