jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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